By Norm Roberts
I knew the economy was bad, but I never thought it was as terrible as it is turning out to be. Everyone has heard of someone who has been laid off or has had to take a cut in the hours they work or the pay they get. Yes, the hard times are here for a lot of people. It seems that even Santa Clause has been affected by the economic downturn. Really, when you think about it, Santa has had to change with the times like everybody else. First it was outsourcing gift-giving: Parents, then e-bay, and on to Amazon. Santa and the reindeer are doing a lot less of the deliveries these days also, what with the UPS and FedEx and the other couriers helping out.
Surely, all that outsourcing must cost extra for the jolly old elf. Just last week I went to do some Christmas shopping and what should I see: Kris Kringle employed at a store. But not to sit and listen to the little ones’ wishlists. Nope, he was pushing the floor cleaning machine. Up and down the aisles he went, stopping every time he spotted a child, to wish them a Merry Christmas and hand them a candy cane. Oh, how times have changed when Santa has to get a part-time job to make ends meet.
Hard times, indeed.